Things
I have Learned
Sammy has started “parroting”
everything we say. I only really started
to worry about this about 45 minutes into our car ride home from DC while
listening to Louis CK. After the 42nd “f” word the guilt overwhelmed
me and I turned it off. Playing Louis CK with your child in the car - Worst
parenting move ever?
One of the best things Sammy says is
his “bye bye”. It is perfectly enunciated and has several meanings. Here are
the various definitions:
1.
I’m ready to leave (often spoken
while climbing into his stroller and sitting down)
2.
You are leaving so – See you later
3.
Someone else is leaving
4.
I am leaving
We love when he says “byebye” to
other people. But unfortunately most people do not get to hear it. I think this
is Sammy’s idea of a practical joke. Without fail, he will wait until we’ve
already left and are out of earshot of our departed friends. Then he will
softly utter his byebye. We’ll get there.
Most kids love Elmo. However, Sammy
is truly involved in a deep love affair with Elmo’s friend Abby Cadabby. We
still can’t get him to watch TV but he does grab the Sesame street books and
yell “Abby!!! Abby!!!” for extended periods of time.
Sammy is really getting into music.
He finally started dancing a few weeks back. Now every morning he gets up and
points to the speakers so he can bust a move to Ziggy Marley (random, I know –
but a great adult friendly kids album called “Family Time” for all you parents
out there). He’s also been humming music! My only concern is that he’s only
going to want to listen to reggae. There’s only SO much reggae I can take.
Sammy is also proving to be like his
mom. I think we can officially declare his favorite food being cheese. Whenever
I take out string cheese or even say the word, he starts yelling
“CHEEEEEEEEEEEESE!! CHEEEEESSE!!!
He also somehow knows to say cheese
when his picture is being taken. I love that we are starting to understand him
now.
Ok. Here’s something no one should
attempt. 3 flights in 4 days with a 15 month old. Period. There’s just no good
thing about that scenario.
Sammy showed us a new side of his
personality on those flights. In the comics and stories there’s Jekyll and
Hyde, Bruce Banner and The Hulk. Meet Samson and “Plane Samson”. One is a
cuddly cute friendly child. The other is a lethal destructo out to make you and
the general public miserable.
It’s official. We’ve become “those
people” on the plane. On the flight from Detroit to Montreal, Sammy was
freaking out so much that I decided I stopped caring what the rest of the
passengers thought. He broke me. Sorry to everyone else, they can shove it.
The Detroit flight was so bad that
it gets 2 lines in this post. In trying to contain Sammy for landing (he has to
sit on an adult’s lap) I was:
a)
Sweating
b)
In pain from being repeatedly
elbowed in the neck by a strong,
squirming child
c)
Did I mention tired? Because I was
unbelievably tired.
Nap tease
Sammy believes in the motto “I’ll be
good for everyone but Mom and Dad.” He decided that “plane” week would be the
same week that he would test us. Making absolutely nothing easy. However, with
the babysitter in Michigan, my parents, Kenia
- basically everyone but us got this little angel. I am grateful that
this was short lived. Yikes. I was starting to feel like the boy who cried
wolf.
You know your child is getting older
by their level of dirtiness. The older, the dirtier I think. He’s like a
magnet. Or a dirt vacuum. It’s bad when you literally have pangs of guilt on a
day when they go to bed without a bath because they've gotten so insanely dirty
you can see a thin coat on him.
There is this looming, scary,
terrifying change that I can feel coming. I keep thinking it’s here but it’s
not here yet. It is the impending doom of the change to 1 nap. It’s like being
trapped in the suspense moment in a scary movie that never ends. I love the 2
naps!
What’s scarier than Danielle and I
flying with Sammy? Well, it’s me taking a 2 hour flight with Sammy solo. The
fear/panic I was experiencing led to some serious strategic work to survive
this potential nightmare. Somehow we made it through the whole thing in one
piece – no crying, no freak-outs – perfect! I’ve never been so tired though.
Here is how it went:
Step 1. Pack enough finger food to last the whole flight.
Step 2. Prepare two squeezy fruit packs for take-off and
landing.
Step 3. Pack as many books as will fit in the bag – make sure
the books have pop-up or tabs for Sammy to play with for long periods of time.
Step 4. Pack bagels (like rawhide for kids) that he can chew
for long periods of time.
Step 5. Cheerios, cheerios, cheerios
Step 6. beg flight attendant for an extra seat if there’s an
empty one (key)
Step 7. pray
The worst moment of my solo flight?
Nothing to do with Sammy. It was when I asked the flight attendant how much
longer we had left (I didn’t know it was a 2 hour flight). I thought we had
about 20 minutes left. She told me there was 1 more hour. How the hell was I
going to survive that?? 1 hour! I broke into a sweat. I essentially treated it
like my hike to Macchu Piccu. Baby steps. I survived that flight in 5 minute
increments. Sammy had a blast though.
While running around the airport
(and therefore having me chase him around) Sammy found a pay phone and started
talking into it. It occurs to me that he will probably never use a payphone in
his life. He may not even know what one is!
Coming next week: Monica’s wedding!
Important statistics we are keeping track of:
-
Number of states/provinces visited in the last 2
weeks: 4 (Michigan, Quebec, Ohio, Kentucky)
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Number of flights taken in the last 2 weeks: 5
(!!!!)
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Number of two-bath days: 1
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Number of in-flight meltdowns: 2
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Number of poops taken during flight
when the fasten seatbelt sign is on and we were confined to our seats for 15
minutes: 1 (and the guy next to us was not sympathetic – instead he stuffed his
nose in his shirt for 15 minutes trying like a ______ to make us feel guilty. 1)
it didn’t work. 2) Thanks for understanding dude – it wasn’t THAT bad).
Some of my favorite new words of the week:
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Doggy
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Woof Woof
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Honey
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Peach
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Neigh (horse sound)
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Up (or uppy)
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Apple
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Banana (or “nana”)
- Bubbles
- Bus
- Johnny
- Tree
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- Johnny
- Tree
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Pictures for your amusement
Just a bunch of guys taking a stroll (Johnny and Sammy) |
Very important (according to mom) that Sammy gets the best view of downtown East Lansing as possible. |
All we wanted was for Sammy to take a nap on the plane. That clearly did not happen. Instead, we got "Plane Sammy" . And then he promptly fell asleep after he got off. With Cheerios in his hand. |
Normally we'd worry when Sammy disappears and we don't hear him. Luckily his idea of fun (on this day) was to go and read some books. |
At the Natural History Museum - did you rip off that hand!?!? |
Sammy is pretty sure he could take the T Rex. |
Chasing Sammy in the airport is fun! |
Sammy doesn't stop his business for anyone. He can be seen here making deals before boarding. |
He is very into Safety. I'm pretty sure he looked at all the pictures in the safety manual. |
These headphones stayed on for exactly 2 seconds. |
Letting the other passengers know he's there. Like I said - I no longer care about them. |
Chasing Claire up the stairs! He somehow taught himself to climb down too. |