Important stats that we are keeping track of:
1) Hours slept since 8am April 22: probably 8
2) # Times Samson farted in my hand: 1 per parent (and it was awesome)
3) # times Samson pooed in a nurses hand (big time!) as she changed him: 1
4) # times I managed to be out of the room when a nurse changed a diaper: 2 (but I've gotten my fair share since)
5) # Number of times a nurse said "sharted": 1. and yes, it was hilarious.
6) # of times we were visited by the nurse they call "Big Jugs": 1 (and it is true)
7) # times I thought about how crazy I am for writing this instead of sleeping?: 4. exactly.
In all seriousness, everyone here has been awesome and the first 30 hours of Samson's young life have been incredible to be a part of.
Pictures for you amusement:
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He really takes after Danielle as an excellent napper. Or he's a newborn baby. Either way.... |
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Space pod bed, How I missed thee.... |
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The Thinker. |
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Proof that all babies look somewhat like Winston Churchill |
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Last night's complementary dinner. This looks like prison food except worse. But it is Kosher for Passover.... |
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(For the Luft/Kroo family) Dinner included party beets! |
Sharted...already taking after his dear ole dad, eh?
ReplyDeletePS I immediately though of the Thinker when I saw that photo! You clearly take after your dear old mom!
Party beets!!! Please include stats on # if bites you took :)
ReplyDeleteJosh you should write a book.. these posts are amazing! I cannot wait to meet Mister Samson - so adorable!!! And yes, if you could please let us know how many of those party beets were eaten that would be appreciated.
ReplyDeletexoxo